Farmer Finds Strange Root In Drainage Ditch, But Then It Starts To Move

Not Convinced

Roy climbed down into the water, still smiling, and crouched down beside the pipe. He looked it over carefully, poked the supposed root once with a knuckle, then glanced back up toward Edgar.

“It is a root man,” he said. “A big ugly one. You have simply been out in the sun far too long.”